Fat Pigout on Donuts

It’s early in the morning and my belly is rumbling so I stuff my fat face with a box of assorted donuts and wash it down with full-fat milk.    The morning snack has about 2500-2700 calories and it’s all eaten in less than 10 minutes, and I’m going to go back to bed for a couple hours so it all soaks into my body comfortably.    When I wake up, I’ll stuff my belly again – I have to keep stretching my stomach so it holds more and more.  Let’s see if I can get my belly to hang down low enough to touch the floor between my massive thighs.